Ever start the day a bit slow and regret the inability to make a swift decisive move to increase your herd of toys?

How dumb am I? Don't hurt your fingers in an attempt to answer quickly.
Saturday means I get to be wheelman for the garage sale tour. Well, we stopped at the second one and they had a home made mini bike turned chopper. Not one of those China jobbies, but a real old style mini bike. Extended front forks ,homemade coffin tank, diamond plate steel seat, 2 inch long exhaust stub... you get the idea. Sign said it needed a carb kit as the diaphram leaked. I looked at that sucker for a long time. I knew it wouldn't fit in the truck, but still it was pretty cool.
Went back to the truck and asked the wife if she thought I should get it. "Another piece of crap to sit in the yard" and a dirty look. I said well on the way home if it's still there I'm grabbing it. 3257 yard sales later (and two grocery stores) we drive by.
Was it there? Pffffffft I don't think so!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were asking the princely sum of................................
$20.00