I had a pleasant visit from my local chapter of the Jehovah's Witnesses yesterday. With my lovely small doggies at home it often doesn't go so well.
Normally, it consists of them walking up the driveway, and (bark..bark...bark...bark etc). "Good morning/afternoon, We'd like to discuss the horrible state of the world today and how the Lord can change your life. (bark..bark..bark...etc).
A few summers ago a couple of well dressed ladies showed up. I had just showered and had a pair of gym shorts as my attire of the moment. Nonplussed, they go into the spiel. I remark that I would love to dicuss religion with them, but as I was a practising nudist, they would have to disrobe upon entering my home so as not to offend me. A quick glance at each other, and they beat a hasty retreat to the waiting getaway vehicle.
Back to the story....... Guy shows up, seems interested in my security system (bark..bark..bark, etc) I managed to shoo them out and go outside with the guy. I took him for one of the current crop of travelling political hopefuls, then spotted the telltale literature and getaway car down the road. Dogs actually left him alone to go sniff each others' arses, making the talking easier.
Religion? Nope, got onto my Fiero, and neighbouring folk with rods and/or muscle cars. He has a Bonnie SSEi and just got rid of a 70 Chevelle 454. Did some chatting and were interupted by the honk of the getaway driver. Guy hands me a pamphlet and says have a read if you wish...nice talking to you...bye..bye! (bark..bark...bark, etc)
I may have to join up, if I can work the nudist angle in there that is....
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