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Title: Door to Door JW's (No Offence Meant) Post by: FieroBUZZ on October 20, 2006, 06:22:56 pm I had a pleasant visit from my local chapter of the Jehovah's Witnesses yesterday. With my lovely small doggies at home it often doesn't go so well. ::)
Normally, it consists of them walking up the driveway, and (bark..bark...bark...bark etc). "Good morning/afternoon, We'd like to discuss the horrible state of the world today and how the Lord can change your life. (bark..bark..bark...etc). A few summers ago a couple of well dressed ladies showed up. I had just showered and had a pair of gym shorts as my attire of the moment. Nonplussed, they go into the spiel. I remark that I would love to dicuss religion with them, but as I was a practising nudist, they would have to disrobe upon entering my home so as not to offend me. A quick glance at each other, and they beat a hasty retreat to the waiting getaway vehicle. :o Back to the story....... Guy shows up, seems interested in my security system (bark..bark..bark, etc) I managed to shoo them out and go outside with the guy. I took him for one of the current crop of travelling political hopefuls, then spotted the telltale literature and getaway car down the road. Dogs actually left him alone to go sniff each others' arses, making the talking easier. Religion? Nope, got onto my Fiero, and neighbouring folk with rods and/or muscle cars. He has a Bonnie SSEi and just got rid of a 70 Chevelle 454. Did some chatting and were interupted by the honk of the getaway driver. Guy hands me a pamphlet and says have a read if you wish...nice talking to you...bye..bye! (bark..bark...bark, etc) I may have to join up, if I can work the nudist angle in there that is.... >:D Title: Re: Door to Door JW's (No Offence Meant) Post by: MacPhail on October 20, 2006, 07:18:17 pm LOL
You SO scare me Gary! Cheers, Derek Title: Re: Door to Door JW's (No Offence Meant) Post by: 2ML67 on October 20, 2006, 09:35:41 pm Many years ago I was doing some repairs at my bitch sisters house when they came a calling. Well me being the kind sort I am I invited them in served them some refreshments and talked about their nice little religion and how refreshing it was to see some people in this world still care.
Well lets just say it took a long time for my bitch sister to get them to stop visiting her over and over on a very regular basis. Dan Title: Re: Door to Door JW's (No Offence Meant) Post by: MacPhail on October 20, 2006, 11:21:07 pm LOL!!!!
Too funny Dan! Question: Does sis drive a Fiero too?!?!?! Cheers, Derek Title: Re: Door to Door JW's (No Offence Meant) Post by: lercs on October 21, 2006, 02:30:36 am thats not to bad, the hot girl that used to come around to us being a JW saw my lisence plate once (666 HCN) didnt much like that.. and after i told her it was my car she didnt show up again.
Title: Re: Door to Door JW's (No Offence Meant) Post by: Kitten on October 23, 2006, 01:44:55 pm I was still living at home at the time, but we had some JW's visit the house (what the heck they were doing in the middle of nowhere in Labrador is beyond me) .... well they knocked on the door, Dad answered it with Ty our German Shepherd right on his heels barking her head off .... the JW's went into they're little sales pitch even with Ty barking and growling at them .... Dad didn't miss a beat, he just turned to Ty and said "Easy Satan" .... well the JW's made a hasty retreat and they never came to our place again.
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